93% Faster Next.js in Kubernetes
93% Faster Next.js in KubernetesSpeaker:
Matteo Collina
Platformatic Co-Founder and CTO, Node.js TSC member, Fastify Lead Maintainer
- Talk
- 2026
Order in the Console! JavaScript is Guilty of Confusion
Speaker:
Małgorzata Janeczek
Senior Full-Stack Developer at Sector Alarm IT
Abstract
JavaScript, you are hereby summoned to court for crimes of confusion, coercion, and callback chaos! In this high-energy, Legally Blonde-inspired session, we put advanced JavaScript concepts on trial—cross-examining the quirks that have misled developers for years.
Join us as we interrogate suspects like hoisting, closures, “this”, event loop madness, and the ever-suspicious type coercion. Through live “courtroom” demos, developer testimony, and a few surprise witnesses (yes, undefined, we’re looking at you), we’ll separate fact from fiction and bring clarity to even the most misunderstood features of the language.
Whether you’re a senior dev tired of defending NaN === NaN, or just want to see JavaScript get the justice it deserves—this session delivers truth, laughter, and plenty of “Objection!” moments.
Verdict: 100% educational. Sentence: Lifelong confidence in JS.
